Top News December 5

Top News December 5, 2001 It's not always real

OJ in Ecstasy OJ house's was searched early Tuesday morning for drugs, money laundering, illegal satellite descramblers and Kato Kalins Oscar. Simpson's attorney said that OJ doesn't have enough money in his pockets to use the local Laundromat. The sting was nicknamed Operation X which is not Malcolm's brother. The rumor was that his phone was wiretapped and OJ Simpson's name was mentioned. FBI agents arrived at his house at 6am and Simpson was dressed in a white bathrobe which resembled a white Bronco. Since OJ doesn't have enough money in his bank account how does he afford the Lincoln Navigator which the retail price at this time is $48,880. OJ Simpson was heard to comment that he has no dealings with anything illegal but it would be nice to get 33 million to pay off his court order.	Shuttle Sits Again The space shuttle Endeavour sits on the launch pad for another day due to cloud coverage. NASA was afraid that the moisture in the clouds would rust the paint. They supposedly said that the local Maaco said they would need to keep the shuttle covered for another day since the paint really needed to setup. The Russians aboard the space station are a little worried since the scheduled date is December 7th and they are running low on Vodka. The shuttle is scheduled to lift off on Saturday if Bobby Boy the main painter at Maacos said. Unemployed Man Wins $29 Million Jeff Holmberg won the Powerball prize for $29 million said he would still split the winnings with his wife even though they separated last year. The movie "It Could Happen to You" was mentioned and he was overheard saying that he is better looking than Nicholas Cage.	High School Gay Couple to be Class Sweethearts A Dover, N.H. high school reversed its decision to allow a same sex couple to be the "class sweethearts" in the yearbook. Umm...well...ohhh...ahhh... The superintendent decided to allow the couple to be the class sweethearts because his boyfriend said it would be the right thing to do. Crew Rescued From Oil Rig Eighty four people were rescued from an oil rig that was adrift off the Israeli coast. The crew was happy to get on dry land until they found out that their paychecks were still out to sea. One crewmember was heard stating that he would rather be on the sinking rig because he wouldn't have to sleep with his wife. Another person stated "I worked on this rig for the past 4 months and I still don't know what I am doing."