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Hi-Tech Ginger Revealed

The big hoopla is over, the news is here. Ginger is a personal scooter. I thought she and Mary Ann finally admitted they were lesbians. This reporter thinks they are called feet. Inventor Dean Kamen has done it. A scooter that thinks. Well it almost thinks. It can go forward and backward and it is on wheels. Oh, I am impressed. 

The cost is to be around $3,000. Hmm. Can you say a new pair of Nikes? I am not the one to really condemn the technology, but I thought it was going to be really special. Go Figure. It is to be the first self balancing propelled vehicle. Again I say we have feet. Enough Said.

President Bush in Orlando

Cosmonauts Space Walk

The space station is moving forward once again since the cosmonauts finished their space walk. The cosmonaut from the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine sure looked good in that space suit. And they say blondes are airheads. I think not. 

The walk took about 2 hours and 20 minutes to put an o-ring on a hard docking station. Her blonde hair, tied in a tight pony tail, floated gently inside her helmet. The space suit fit snug in all the right places. The red lip gloss accentuated her full lips while the silver lining gave her skin the right glow. 

OH! Sorry.  I thought it was the cover model from Cosmopolitan. It is a Russian astronaut.

UPS Driver Reinstated

He got his job back. Big deal. I have gotten fired before and begged and pleaded for my job back. It is like no one else has ever gone back to a former employer and got rehired. I even remarried an ex-wife. 

Adams Mark and a Million

Attorney Buttermilk accused the hotel of discriminating against black guests during an annual celebration in 1999. Attorney Butterchurn said the moneys will be donated to the attendees of the week in question and other moneys will be donated among the state's four historic black colleges.

The suit involved that blacks were charged higher deposits and had to wear color coded wristbands. Mrs Butterworth was unavailable for comment.