Entertainment News December 6, 2001

ABC and NBC Lead NAACP Nominations

American Black Channel (ABC) and National Black Channel (NBC) lead the Image Awards with 13 nominations. The NAACP had claimed in August that both stations didn't have enough black actors. Maybe it was because they didn't have enough good black actors. Or maybe the black actors they had didn't want the parts that were offered. Or should the view be taken that there were not enough "Actors." It wouldn't matter of skin color, sex, religion, heritage, marriage status or any other reason someone could think of to discriminate another person. 

If someone didn't agree with this article and the sense of humor that was portrayed would that make this reporter incorrect or the person that doesn't agree with my sense of humor. Never mind.

 Poundstone Out Of Rehab

Paula Poundstone is out of rehab but on probation and she could continue her stand up career. Like she was rising to the top real quick. Poundstone said she was wrong in what she did and hopes to me to Alabama with a banjo on her knee.

She has decided to wed her long time boyfriend as soon as he graduates high school.

Univision's Christina Calling it Quits

It's no more for the Christina show. She has decided to call it quits on the Spanish station Univision. She found out that many non Spanish speaking men would watch her show just to look at the women. Now she is getting her feet wet by appearing in the late night Cinemax shows. 

Walt Disney Honored On 100th Birthday

A surprise birthday celebration was given for the creator of Mickey Mouse, Walt Disney. He was thawed and put on display at Walt Disney World. His brother Roy was there for the celebration and was heard saying that Walt looks good as a Popsicle. The birthday celebration continued into the early morning hours until Walt began to smell bad. His body didn't hold up as well to the cryogenics has everyone thought.

 

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