Hurley's Ex Says He's Not the Dad

Stephen Bada Bing Bada Boom said he is not the dad of Hurley's child. He stated that the 18 months that they were a couple they never consummated their relationship. He said she was too busy wearing makeup and talking about her role in Austin Powers. 

Hurley stated that she became pregnant after Bing relieved himself in the bathtub and she immediately took a bath. He responded by saying that it was absurd that women can become pregnant that way. 

He was also thought to have stated that he shouldn't have to pay for child support since he was a producer of the movie "Get Carter" and it didn't do well at the box office or as a new rental at Blockbuster.

The BeeGee's Give It Up For Money

Lee Greenwood Never Tires of Song

Lee Greenwood says he isn't tired of singing his song "God Bless the USA" because it has paid for 3 houses, 14 Rolls Royces and his liposuction. He would like the song to be played more often because he is wanting to purchase a $7.5M home in Hawaii. 

He did state that the song has helped many people heal since the 9/11/01 attack. Greenwood said his next song will be about the movie that starred Warren Beaty and Dustin Hoffman, "Ishtar". He stated it really needed a lot of help and it may take years for that movie to make a profit. 

Robert Downey Jr Misses Being In The News

It is rumored that Downey is planning another drug bust on himself because he hasn't be on the front page of Variety in 3 or 4 months. It is understood that he will plant a gram of cocaine in his hotel room in Palm Springs California on December 14th. He will then go to the pay phone on the corner and call the police and give them an anonymous tip that there are drugs hidden in his room.

Braxton Has Baby Boy

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T3 Budget Is On

Terminator Three is back on. The budge is reported to be around $170M. Way to go Ah-Nuld. Part of the budget will go to find out what is happening to Maria's chin which seems to be getting longer. Schwarzenegger is expected to start shooting in April 2002. This will be the third installment of the Terminator franchise with the aging Arnold. There has been speculation that Arnold wants to surpass "Rocky" with money making sequels. 

The "Pumping Iron" also plans to get a better Austrian language teacher since he is staring to be understood by most people. "It's a shame to lose my accent" he stated in flawless English.