Entertainment News

December 4, 2001

LeeAnn Rimes Signs New Contract

The top teen country superstar has signed a new contract for her parents. She said the last contract that she got didn't work. The hitmen were to make it quick and all they did was take her money. She was tired of her parents trying to control her life. They made millions off her records and the ungrateful young women felt she didn't have to help her parents anymore. Just wait until she has kids of her own.

Eastwood Named To Park Commission

Dirty Harry goes State Park and Recreation Commission. No deer and wildlife will be safe from his Magnum the most powerful handgun. He will be a tough and forceful leader among the fauna. Eastwood is also a golf course owner and an activist for environmental issues.

Former Baywatch Babe Pleads Guilty

Yasmine Bleeth pleaded guilty to possessing fakes. The court tried to make it sound like she was caught with cocaine but it is her breasts that was the main concern. Sure they looked real on the tiny TV screen. The prosecutor asked her directly if she had implants and she said "Yes".  Other news sources have tried to cover up this story again with the cocaine angle.

Judge Karen Fort Hood will schedule her for sentencing on Jan 9. Bleeth was involved in an auto accident and was saved by the additional padding in her chest. Again the police are attempting to point out that cocaine was found in her car and her hotel room where the  larger sized bras were discovered.

Cruise Drops Suit

Tom Cruise drops his suit at the cleaners and complains that a video about his having a gay rendezvous is horrifically false.  Cruise's suit against Bold Magazine entailed that there was proof he had sex with another man. The rumors were that this caused the break up of his and Kidman's marriage. She will probably take him to the cleaners anyway.

 

Harry Potter Still #1

So what! Do I see any of the profits. Nope. I have to spend thousands now on the next movie merchandise for my kids. I still haven't paid off Babe merchandise yet. It has earned close to $217 million dollars at this time. That is not a bad 3 week take.

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